FAO Betfair Forumite Bergkamp93

June 30, 2012

Bergy I told you many times on many threads that you were probably the thickest forumite ever to have posted on the BF forums. I still stick by that but I feel duty bound to let you know that regardless of your double digit IQ you’re actually not a bad guy but the company you keep stinks to high heaven.

I’m well aware of all the bollocks that’s being splashed all over the forums by that ultra moronic stretch armstrong prick (currently masquerading under the forum name of Eeyore which is a very fucking fitting name too if you ask me) and my beady eyes have been over every thread that the moron has started or posted on for the past 24 hours.

“What’s this got to do with me?” I hear you ask. Well, it appears that you and my mate stretch appear to be quite pally. I’ve mentioned it on this blog in a previous post but i don’t think I mentioned your username. Cast your mind back to February or thereabouts when that twat stretch (Quality_Treat as he was then) came onto the footy forum and outed one of my usernames to you. I seem to recall you mentioning that you couldn’t wait to pass on the info to your partner in stupidity Torres9. The following day my account was banned so I’m putting 2 and 2 together and getting something approximately equal to 4, ie I believe that you had something to do with the banning of one of my usernames albeit through naivety as opposed to anything more sinister.

Moving on, fast forward to today on the tennis forum and once again I see stretch making a beeline for you and gleefully announcing that I’m now posting as Captain Scarlet. Two people know for sure how true that statement is, me and the Captain Scarlet guy. Unfortunately for the latter he’s the one taking the stick on the forums from stretch, not me. But that’s not really why I started this post – I couldn’t care a fuck what’s written by dickheads on Betfair about me as I know who I am and what I stand for but it pisses me off when decent forumites (I’m talking about YOU now – yes, I used the word decent, read it again if you think your eyes deceived you) write shit about me because they believe some of the stuff they either read or get told directly on the forums.

So here’s a bit of the tennis thread I mentioned…

30 Jun 12 22:23

30 Jun 12 22:18
These threads are comical lol

They are when that cooont Swearbox (Captain Scarlet) isn’t on them


30 Jun 12 22:24
Seethebox is captain Scarlet Shocked ??


30 Jun 12 22:31
yes defo and Rop is revengeofpaddy


30 Jun 12 22:36
Eeeyore • June 30, 2012 10:31 PM BST
yes defo and Rop is revengeofpaddy
Haha couple of seethers they are lol…Torres9 used to own them, and swearbox is MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGDid not know he was back as captain scarlet right enough, should be fun lol


30 Jun 12 22:41
I hope you inform Torres about your find  WinkHappy


30 Jun 12 22:49
I know all about getting banned Sad Torres just needs to open a new account.i can’t believe that stalking cooont swearbox all he wants to do is find me and then out me on here .I hope you give him a hard time i won’t be posting under this name much longer cos of all the grief i’m getting .All the best Bergkamp give it some wellie my friend Happy


30 Jun 12 22:58

Yes I think Torres can get back on the forum if he wants to….. but he is deciding to stay away as when I last talked to him he was doing brilliant on his betting and so he wanted to concentrate more on it as forum was dragging him back Cool

But he did say in a thread a couple of months ago that he will be back some time

Why did swearbox get you banned previously pal ?


30 Jun 12 22:58
He is a MUG banning people


30 Jun 12 23:03
He caused me so much grief it was inevitable i would lose it with bad language.he’s such a vile nasty charachter it’s unbelievable


30 Jun 12 23:09

He is I am afraid he bites and bites until you eventually lose the rag with him …And bang he reports you …

He needs to get a permanent ban can’t beleieve he is back under captain scarlet and that he has not had a bite at me …I though he already got the permanent banShocked

OK, there’s the excerpt from the thread and here’s where I point out the reason for this post.  You ask stretch why I got him banned previously then call me a mug for getting people banned.  I had FUCK ALL to do with any of stretch’s previous bans.  I have NEVER called for his removal or banning from the forum to the BF mods.  On one occasion I asked for a thread about me to be removed from chit chat when he was Wheelbarrow_Oil because the fucking idiot would not stop bumping it which was causing the rest of the forum to get pissed off.  The thread never got pulled but he was banned 2 days later due to multiple reports from other forumites but never once did I report him.
Then this –  “He is I am afraid he bites and bites until you eventually lose the rag with him …And bang he reports you …”
Not my style and you should know that.  I was up for all kids of shenanigans when I wasn’t banned and enjoyed the run ins with you and T9 and TSO and braindead and a ton of others.  I openly berated anyone who made threats of reporting or getting others banned.  Sadly T9, the fat fucking woman that he is, couldn’t handle being made to look a twat repeatedly by the likes of myself and Hammer and others so he grassed a really lame remark to Betfair and I got perma banned.
As I’ve written elsewhere on this blog I deliberately set about to have him booted the same way he did to me.  That’s the only guy I’ve done that to.  For info I had the same plan for you after you outed my second username to Torres but before I got the chance to stick the knife in you posted up a comment about wishing death upon Gareth Bale and you got sin binned for a month.  It was nothing personal, just a revenge thing and it’s forgotten so we’re cool (well I am at least) but at least I’m big enough to let you know.
I’m telling you all this just to set you straight on a few things not to have a go in front of all and sundry.  I can’t do it of the forums cos I’m not on the forums or I’d have PM’d you long ago.  Stretch Armstrong is not to be trusted…you rub him up the wrong way and you’ll get the same as me, The Leopard, Hammer, Bito, Crisp, Kenny Mann, and a whole host of others…torrents of abuse.  Stretch is deranged and his buttons are easily pushed but stretch tells tall tales and you’d be well served to ignore the daft prick.
And just before I sign off Torres9 never owned ANYONE on the forums, least of all me  Cool
Good luck Bergy and hope you don’t take this the wrong way.

Calling Bob–Vegas…Anyone Seen Bob ?

June 12, 2012

Bang out of order is wot you is Bob and it was 1.01 you wouldn’t be around on the forum by the time the TSE mods had finished their first cup of coffee of the day. I honestly don’t know what you wish to achieve with all the stress you dish out to some of the forumites especially poor old Pistachio. Dragging his extended family into your twisted little arguments is the work of someone who really should be on some sort of medication to control an obvious chemical imbalance in your brain.

Now, if anyone from TSE is reading this, (hi there, by the way), you could do worse than have a word with his ISP and let them know how he’s abusing their terms and conditions by posting what he does. I know who provides his home IP address so it’s obvious that you do too. It wouldn’t stop him from posting from internet cafe’s or his workplace (if he has one) but it would prevent him from posting from his bedsit. I know it’s only an internet forum but the rest of the paying customers are sick of the place being held to ransom by this tool and afraid of saying the wrong thing to him for fear of getting grassed up and booted off. I’m not usually one for suggesting such draconian measures but needs must…you have to sort it out for the rest of us.

The end.

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